Monday, March 30, 2015

Exceptional conversation about Her Highness!

Him : I think Bongs usually have a high tolerance level.
Her : Why so?
Him : Like, c'mon.. I doubt you were ever high.. I have never ever seen you get high..
Her : Well, you don't see me enough, anyway.
Him : I know, but I'm sure I'm not entirely wrong.
Her : *rolls her eyes*
Him : You're crazy as it is.. You don't need to get additionally high!
Her : Hahahahaha.. I do have a crazy streak.. You did get that right!
Him : And that's probably the reason why I still haven't been able to figure you out at all.. I'm usually pretty fast in this.. But with you, I've failed..
Her : So, I've managed to elude you. *smirks*
Him : Yes.. Definitely..
Her : So, it's good!
Him : Good for you.. Not so for me..
Her : Why so?
Him : Good for you, 'coz you've managed to stay elusive.. And not so for me, 'coz I still haven't figured you out!

Thursday, March 26, 2015

centrefold

she can't really be sad for long
she can't really be mopey for long..
she's too restless for that
she craves excitement
and limelight always finds her..

she may not always be the happy one.. but her smile and joy sure are infectious.
contagious enough, even for her to ditch her mopey self.

she's done being sad.
for now.

happy.
smiles.
laughter.
giggles.
guffaws.
snorts!

and doesn't apologize for any of the above.


Sunday, March 22, 2015

you think?

narcissus.
disgust.
and a kiss to score, if you can get the common factor!

wanna know what's on my mind? well, there.. that's it, pretty much.


****

she1 : *inconsequential*
she2 : "why would i fall for a guy who's perfect and all? you think that's my type? well, bleh"

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

The (other) charming half!

If the first half was to be of any indicator of the charm's worth (mostly my own), the second half of the day definitely followed suit and lived up to the example set by its 'previous' half!

(Looks like, I do have an 'introduction' this time!)
  • A brilliant lunch session with August company (yes, that nod-wink-smile Director was also present, among others) which involved some awesome stories (he is a damn good story-teller) and some refreshing carnivorous discussions! 
  • Home-made wafers to munch on.. And a whole box of it! *Apparently, I'm milking all the advantages of being the youngest one!*
  • Blasting away "Zinda Lash" in max volume in my noise cancellation earphones and that too at work! *Yes, even I was bummed!*
  • Poetic justice being served all around me. This time, my "stalker" takes a not-a-very-favourite-person to task! *what goes around really does come around*
  • Inflow of "money" *damn, I'm rich!*
  • "Bihari" gossips with my Man, and I realise that I'll be missing him after a week.
  • Favourite food for dinner. *It helps when Mamma is on the job for fattening me up, without having much success on that front.. She is still pretty persistent though.*
  • 3D movie with BOSE sounds! *Oh-so-Posh*
  • Pretty fingers to look at.. *Girly-girl, yet again. I sure have made someone damn happy today!*

p.s. The above mentioned carnivorous discussion over lunch was refreshing, solely because, I'm otherwise surrounded by hypocritical herbivores.
And due to the box of wafers, the apple packed by Mamma for the very purpose for me to munch on, is brought back home, two days on the trot. And no, she is definitely not happy! She is, in fact, giving me the 'look' now, as I go on pounding on my keyboard. *Chuckle! I so am the devil*

p.p.s Also, I realise it's been too much recently, and I need to STOP.

Charm

 (because i don't have an "introduction", so it's directly jump to the "body")
  • Starting with Pluto time, after ages! *Boy! Don't I just simply love him!*
  • 15 extra minutes in the morning--- Aaahh! Priceless(sic)!
  • Mamma getting the jitters picturing me with my (still virtual) in-laws based on her experiences with her counterpart and the said counterpart's daughter-in-law *Absolutely HILARIOUS!*
  • Taking that added effort(s) to "look" like a "girly-girl" at work for a change (that too without any change in the wardrobe.. Just a different hair-do.. Yes, I'm the Narcissus!)
  • Rescuing a puppy in front of the work-place *That warm gooey feel! The "lick-on-the-nose" and the incessant tail-wag.. Super awwwwwww stuff this*
  • Getting those long pending stuffs cleared! *Yes, my charm works. Period.*
  • A cheeky (AND secretive) nod-wink-smile (YES!!! IN THAT ORDER) from the Director! *Alright! I'm flying already.. Too much-o gloat!*
  • To know that I'm on #HariSadu's radar and also knowing the fact that he's HAPPY with my present status *I could have so well done without this one, fosho! I still curse him with added and renewed vigour (Refer to the post-script)*
  • The feeling when you realise it's Wednesday already when you're still on Tuesday in your mind calender *Fuckin' A!*
  • Chocolates at work, for no reason actually.. And me not the one to complain, especially when it's my fav kind.. More especially when it's only me who gets the chocolate..*Hee-Haw*
  • Getting to know that I'm being stalked on a virtual plane and eventually knowing who the "stalker" is, without the said "stalker" even having a faintest hint that I know about the "stalking".(This is especially awesome! And the funny part, we even sit opposite each other! *bwahahahahahahaha!*). So, he still 'stalks', and I know that he's "stalking", and he doesn't know that I know that he's stalking!
It's been a charmed begining.. So far..
Plus, all this and it's only halfway through the day.. Well, even if the remaining half doesn't work out, I still have:
  • my chocolate
  • my bitchy-sessions with my Man, now that we have a common "subject"
  • the option to go out of the building just to see the puppy
  • the liberty to "stalk" my "stalker" (siting opposite to him!)
 and my countdown is back on track after all.

p.s. And this is entirely dedicated to #HariSadu.. OK, so he does manage to smile.. But I still don't have the proof at my disposal(because, my Man didn't get me the proof, of him smiling), so, I won't accept that.. This was in fact a "dare" for my Man, for yesterday.. to make #HariSadu smile, that is.. Anywho, my points for cursing (additionally) comes after this.. I really really curse him bad! And now, I have the company of my Man in this as well!
For, because of him, now,
  • there won't be a "1210 calling 1310" on Friday the 13th, for what would have been the first and the last time and not-to-mention "Legendary" as well.
  • my Black Love's maiden trip to the official desert land with my Man just to get sloshed on coloured water (start guessing), becuase there would have been a celebration---stands void!
  • all those 'trippy' plans with my Deutsche Love also stand void.
grrrr... *nuff said*

p.p.s Also, I know I'm not supposed to start a sentence with "because"(sic) and I've done precisely THAT.. This just reaffirms that "Love still exist, Grammar not."

p.p.p.s I'm so NOT marrying an English professor!(completely unrelated)

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Counting down the C-O-U-N-T-D-O-W-N

and so it begins.
one down, two to go!
among those afore-mentioned 2, it further stands at one down, one to go!

actually, i could have started this countdown earlier than when i actually did get down to it.. but, a slight comfort in the sense that it now stands at a sniffing distance.. so, no regrets.. i start when i start..(also, lazy-me-much earlier)

in reality, i kind of have stuffs to count down to, that will last me till the very end of the year 2015! *fingers/ toes/ hands/ feet/ every-crossable-part-of-the-body crossed in anticipation for THAT one precious "happening" towards the very end of the year..ssshhhh.. i shouldn't jinx it in any way. ok.. so shut up! no more of THAT from now on in this.*
and it finally starts.. the countdown that is.. so, the Third month begins.(on a different tangent altogether, on which my mind has already traveled to, and its kind of an eerie coincidence.. absolutely unrelated, though! so, i forfeit the train..)
the countdown to the best part is smack down the middle of the month.. that too on my favourite number! (ok, will keep posted as AND when that happens). before all that, let me 'countdown' the "opening" countdown points..

"one down, two to go!"
never thought i'd be so happy spending money, that too on others?! and especially on the day when some wise people are of the opinion that i'd be the one on the receiving end of "money"! so much for the "wise words" *chuckles!* so, one down purely signifies, one gifting done! *hell yeah!*

"two to go"
"and of them too, one down, one to go"
as it stands, two more 'happiness' to be spread. of them two, i know about one. so, that's the one down. and i'm still searching for the other "one". i'm really open to bounce ideas here.. to be honest, i kinda need a rescue mission here..

so, this was all about this month..

April has its own set.. and after April starts the all time legendary countdown for the favourite month.. *for obvious reason, duh-uh!* and immediately then-after begins the countdown to the 'mostest' sought after happening ever! oh yeah! that's gonna be grand.. real indulgent-ly GRAND!

and by then, if things really go as per my wishes, then i might be able to do something regarding THAT precious some(other)thing at the year's end.*love* **much love**

p.s. flow chart would have been better yes, i agree. but then it would not have done "justice" to the randomness of the random thoughts, which, in retrospect, now don't really seem all that random.. or maybe, is it just me that sees the pattern? INTJ-A much?! possibly!

Monday, March 2, 2015

A Happy Post

Happiness to me is:
  • standing underneath the shower of leaves falling from the trees
  • dancing along in front of a reflecting surface without any care or concern
  • looking at my light pink bathrobe and finding it spotless
  • playing with my donkey and cuddling it at my heart's content
  • sitting with my mug full of steaming coffee, at any time of the day
.....and probably a lot many more of the randomest and the most mundane activities.. but then, that's what happiness to me is. :)

p.s. stark difference from how it all began yesterday, eh?! conflict in my "theory of beginings"? nopes! this just happens to be an exception. after all, i began my day with "two-for-joy".

p.p.s M calls.. Happiness intensified! *love*

Sunday, March 1, 2015

horrible march!

cursed day it is! i was just woefully short by some 30-odd days.. my almost year long painful compilation of the life's events.. that was my baby! and all it takes is a damn hypersensitive touch-pad to destroy it all! and once done, its just gone!

it's called a gloomy day for a reason now!
coz nothing good comes out of a gloomy day..
nothing good can ever come out of an overcast day, with nonseasonal scattered rains!
its just mud and splosh and slush everywhere!

and me hateful!

horrible march it is! you should just simply March past.. and FAST!